Can I get a hug and sit on your lap like that puppy then?
No, not right now.
I’m going to do it. If I fail can I hold you liable or is that not an option?
No you can not
Can I put a picture of your mom on there too? She’s really strong and independent and cool too. “Santana Lopez gave this paper an A so you should too”
I don’t think she would mind.
I’m just going to put a big picture of Rosie the Riveter and write “Bamn” and submit it to my professor
You should totally do that.
My essay was originally supposed to be about sex and gender and all of that but it’s ending up becoming a feminist paper. Oops.